No, really. I'm afraid I look like one of those people on the subway you try real hard to sit away from. And yet, alas, what does one do about strange twitches? It's been there for a month or so, having (perhaps) migrated from my left eye, which used to jackhammer away, mostly when I was around my parents.

Most of the time it's not too bad.

Sometimes my right nostril twitches so much that were it a short story, it would be the Telltale Nostril, and would keep my murderer awake until he or she confessed.