Two nights ago I had a dream. I was back at my high school and had to turn in a French assignment which I hadn't finished (believe me, if you knew Monsieur M. you'd freak out, too). I'd haphazardly written the paper and tossed it on the ground.

Suddenly there was a graduation ceremony going on. People were shuffling their feet and my assignment got lost. I looked around for it, and thought I saw it right over by where George Stephanopoulos was sitting. He got so mad about me rifling through the trash next to his seat that he tied me up and jerked off until he came on my face.

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!