[Someone else wrote this.] So it's been, what, two months since I've posted? I suppose I should fill the "blogosphere" in to what I've been up to since I entered the exciting world of teaching deranged, sociopathic teenagers, hanging out on a regular basis with the best girlfriend EVER, and living once again in "the world's second home," as our charming mayor would like to call it.

To give a quick idea of what my students are like: well, how often are you called a honky ass mother fucker? But seriously folks, they might be deranged, but they're sweet in their own way. I had, for awhile, a student who sucked his thumb. Regularly. Then again, I have students who threaten to shoot one another. I guess you have to take the good along with the bad.

Luckily, there IS no bad when it comes to my girl du jour (just kidding, K.!). Seriously, she's gorgeous and awesome in bed. What more could you ask for? I suppose you could ask for intelligent, endlessly funny, ambitious, and willing to put up with all of my pretensions (and there are many), and you know what? You'd get that too, with K. She's the best. The other night I was watching her sleep (I know, it's the second time I've mentioned that in my diary ... get over it, folks) and I found myself choked up at how much I love her. Sigh. Life is good. Or at least good in comparison to how my life usually goes.

I'd post more, but I only have so much money to blow at this internet cafe (hello, teacher's salary) and I still don't have internet access at home and I don't have much time at work to spend online. Besides, I'm due at an Oscar Party where we have to watch a bunch of overpaid, overprivileged actors patting themselves on their collective backs.

At least there's free booze.