12.08.05 - Goodbye to all this
09.03.05 - Scratch
27.02.05 - -
31.12.04 - -
18.12.04 - -
10.12.04 - Leave-taking
08.12.04 - Leaking
05.12.04 - -
03.12.04 - Late Addition
02.12.04 - Simulacrum
24.11.04 - Grit
21.11.04 - Whineries of the South
19.11.04 - Vicarious Pleasures
17.11.04 - -
14.11.04 - Big Mike Ramble
13.11.04 - So, Whoever Wants To Go See The Life Aquatic With Me On December 17th In New York, Raise Your Hands!
10.11.04 - -
09.11.04 - Start spreading the news
09.11.04 - Dream Song #14
08.11.04 - Advice for the Democratic Party
07.11.04 - Fellowship, ctd.
07.11.04 - Reading list, November 2003-present
07.11.04 - Quick Vent
05.11.04 - NYCTF
03.11.04 - The work begins
02.11.04 - To the states of Ohio and Florida:
02.11.04 - -
28.10.04 - Hello, Mild Food Poisoning
27.10.04 - Civil Procedure Once Again My Bitch
25.10.04 - Threesome
24.10.04 - Not very exciting
24.10.04 - It's My Diary. I'll Cry If I Fucking Well Want To.
23.10.04 - The Gospel Yodeller
22.10.04 - -
21.10.04 - Horatio Alger Story
21.10.04 - Cryptic Entry #1
19.10.04 - Manic Depressive Entry
19.10.04 - The Blunderer
19.10.04 - "Half of the time we're gone,/ and we don't know where, we don't know where..."
13.10.04 - Clothes shopping
12.10.04 - Warm Fuzzies
11.10.04 - Alias
08.10.04 - Bush/Kerry Deathmatch Drinking Game 2
01.10.04 - Post-Debate
29.09.04 - World's Biggest Emotional Idiot Wrecks All
28.09.04 - Hurricane Party, Take Two
23.09.04 - Query
22.09.04 - Loneliness vs. Drunkenness
20.09.04 - Gnus
13.09.04 - What the world needs now
10.09.04 - Lest stray thoughts go unrecorded
10.09.04 - When justice is gone, there's always force
08.09.04 - Rohypnol Nights
05.09.04 - Autopsy of a date
02.09.04 - -
28.08.04 - Regrets
26.08.04 - Funny Hold Music of the Day
24.08.04 - -
18.08.04 - Charley Interlude
17.08.04 - Gators
10.08.04 - Etcetera
06.08.04 - -
30.06.04 - Content By Proxy
26.06.04 - -
22.07.04 - Ample Shaft
19.07.04 - Stirling Engine
15.07.04 - Semiweekly Rant
14.06.04 - George Stephanopoulos dream
12.07.04 - Guns A Go Go
09.06.04 - Reading rant
09.06.04 - Ban Marriage!
06.07.04 - Potato gun
30.06.04 - A bout de souffle
25.06.04 - Red Letter Week
22.06.04 - What Men Talk About, Pt. II
20.06.04 - Why John Brown?
17.06.04 - Love Detective
10.06.04 - Update
10.06.04 - Incident
06.06.04 - Making Flippy Floppy
02.06.04 - Newsflash
27.05.04 - Bosses
24.05.04 - Lottery
24.05.04 - Assorted Missionaries
21.05.04 - What Kind Of Day It Has Been
20.05.04 - Poachers
17.05.04 - Day Laborer's Association; Drinking Jag; Wedding pt. I
12.05.04 - Precious
11.05.04 - Addendum
11.05.04 - Fragment toward a bar ecology, ending with a short self-lacerating rant
10.05.04 - Things I'm looking forward to
09.05.04 - Wren's Graduation
07.05.04 - La règle
05.05.04 - Unsent letters
02.05.04 - Media Weekend 2004
26.04.04 - Donations
21.04.04 - The Shield of Achilles
17.04.04 - Noel Aquino; Waitress Coda
13.04.04 - La vie est encore ailleurs
11.04.04 - The confusion
09.04.04 - NPR
06.04.04 - Of Logarithms and Trappists
02.04.04 - So many lovely varieties of mediocrity to choose from
01.04.04 - Public Service Announcement
01.04.04 - I knew it all along.
30.03.04 - err... Tampa Bay spirit?!
28.03.04 - To the hot waitress at Lime N Coconut
26.03.04 - -
19.03.04 - Antonin Scalia
18.03.04 - Here's to elsewhere
29.02.04 - -
24.02.04 - Sunday Driver Motherfuckers
19.02.04 - Once removed
16.02.04 - Ten Second Rule
13.02.04 - -
12.02.04 - -
04.02.04 - -
04.02.04 - -
01.02.04 - -
30.01.04 - -
29.01.04 - -
22.01.04 - -
22.01.04 - -
21.01.04 - -
20.01.04 - -
20.01.04 - -
19.01.04 - $0.02
19.01.04 - Happy Monday
13.01.04 - More Stupid Shit
13.01.04 - -
13.01.04 - Why Quitting Smoking Is Impossible
12.01.04 - Books I've Read Lately
12.01.04 - He had it coming, he had it coming from the staaaaart...
08.01.04 - Decisions, decisions.
01.01.04 - A lot of alliteration
31.12.03 - Gerrymandering, pt. II
30.12.03 - Another "Fascinating" Legal Factoid
30.12.03 - Lorrie Moore
29.12.03 - So long, Magellan
22.12.03 - Roach coach
15.12.03 - Party people
13.12.03 - I Have Nothing To Say And I Am Saying It
11.12.03 - Vows upon signing up for LSAT
08.12.03 - Grandfather Twilight
06.12.03 - To Hot Democrat Women
04.12.03 - Candy is dandy
21.06.03 - Totally Trivial
18.06.03 - Party Contacts
16.06.03 - Truth or dare
15.06.03 - The Ring
12.06.03 - T minus 10 Days
05.06.03 - What Men Talk About
04.06.03 - Hiatus
29.05.03 - -
26.05.03 - Lyric Interlude
25.05.03 - NYC Celebrity Sightings, I
25.05.03 - Eurovision, etc.
21.05.03 - Porn
17.05.03 - Ragged Dick
17.05.03 - Lyrics Entry #2
14.05.03 - Red Letter Week
10.05.03 - Would you...
10.05.03 - Pigeon Pants
08.05.03 - Movie Star Logic
08.05.03 - Half-light
07.05.03 - I Am A Horny Bastard Today, part II
07.05.03 - I could use
03.05.03 - Hair of the dog
02.05.03 - Lame boozer rationalizations
01.05.03 - Senza spema, vivemo in disio
30.04.03 - Bestiality's Best, Boys
29.04.03 - Watch out, Syria
28.04.03 - Alarm, Etc.
21.04.03 - Stages of Withdrawal
20.04.03 - List XXVII
16.04.03 - And now, over to our senior correspondents...
15.04.03 - One Day In The Life
14.04.03 - All Lights, All The Time
13.04.03 - Weltanschauung
12.04.03 - ETA
12.04.03 - Tahiti
11.04.03 - Back by popular demand
11.04.03 - I Spy Something... Trivial
09.04.03 - Teaching to the test
07.04.03 - Drinking With the 'Rents
07.04.03 - Drinking Customs
06.04.03 - Whereof we cannot speak
05.04.03 - Random Bitchery
03.04.03 - Geekdom
02.04.03 - Another List
30.03.03 - A Modest Proposal
27.03.03 - Where To Shove Your Armored Division
27.03.03 - About The Oscars
23.03.03 - One of those guys
22.03.03 - More Extreme Copyediting
21.03.03 - I Date My Coworker
20.03.03 - Fourth Graders
17.03.03 - And now, back to our regularly scheduled program...
16.03.03 - One more time, all together now-
15.03.03 - Anaphora
13.03.03 - Not Bloody Much III
08.03.03 - Rock Climbing
08.03.03 - This is how it goes
07.03.03 - Not Bloody Much II
05.03.03 - Thank You. No, really.
04.03.03 - A Pelican of the Wilderness
03.03.03 - Fortifications
01.03.03 - Anaesthesia
28.02.03 - Estonian Weed
27.02.03 - Party Pictures
27.02.03 - saiojgklejsalksaddamhatesyouqprklksjdi
23.02.03 - I'm Cold, And There Are Wolves After Me
21.02.03 - Still Ill
21.02.03 - To the lurkers
20.02.03 - Inner Light
19.02.03 - What I'm Scared Of
19.02.03 - If I had a dime
18.02.03 - Sick and tired
17.02.03 - Proust
15.02.03 - Congressman Serrano's Remarks
14.02.03 - Non-Obligatory Examination Function
14.02.03 - Happy Valentine's Day!
14.02.03 - Not Bloody Much
13.02.03 - Hash Browns
11.02.03 - Catastrophe Averted
11.02.03 - Winsome
09.02.03 - Fowl Mood
09.02.03 - If You Can Read This You're Already Too Close
06.02.03 - Retrospective
05.02.03 - Of Sound Mind and Body
05.02.03 - Mmm... cranberry juice.
02.02.03 - Columbia
02.02.03 - Strange Occurrences Around The House
02.02.03 - The Midnight Disease
01.02.03 - This one's for you, G.
31.01.03 - Brahms II: Points For Effort
30.01.03 - Brahms
30.01.03 - Quote/Unquote
30.01.03 - Customer Complaint
28.01.03 - For Future Reference
28.01.03 - A Whole Lotta Nothing
27.01.03 - A Bow Wow Wow Christmas
27.01.03 - Void
26.01.03 - One of those days
25.01.03 - The Solution
24.01.03 - Hell
23.01.03 - Hour of the Skunk
22.01.03 - -
20.01.03 - Semantics
19.01.03 - In Defense of TV
17.01.03 - Sleep apnia
16.01.03 - Cab Ride Rant
15.01.03 - Hex
15.01.03 - Proportsioonides ei ole ilus, kui neis ei ole veidrust.
14.01.03 - What Career Do I Want This Week?
14.01.03 - Survey
14.01.03 - Today's Pynchonalia
12.01.03 - Do You Trust This Man?
12.01.03 - Creature Comforts
12.01.03 - Two Towers Rant
11.01.03 - Grocery store paranoia
10.01.03 - Today's Pynchonalia
09.01.03 - Elf
09.01.03 - Hiphop and me
08.01.03 - It's all in the ears
07.01.03 - Why I Am Not A Political Radical
06.02.03 - Laundry List
30.01.03 - Hangover #9
28.10.02 - Genealogy, the Gift That Keeps On Giving
25.12.02 - Inauguration of Weasel I
21.12.02 - Requiem for an evening
21.01.03 - Fear and Loathing
09.12.02 - This Week, I... Pt II
07.12.02 - This week, I...
28.11.02 - My Wicked, Wicked Ways
26.11.02 - Chillin like Bob Dylan
25.11.02 - Proverbs for Paranoids II
23.09.02 - Proverbs for Paranoids
24.11.02 - I hear the mermaids singing, each to each
15.11.02 - God Save the Queens
14.11.02 - Search Engine Madness
12.11.02 - Credit gods
12.11.02 - Paranoid Rapist Dream #1
11.11.02 - Bllllaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrk!
08.11.02 - Neurosis Will Out
04.11.02 - More Shop Talk
03.11.02 - Dansu Dansu Dansu
01.11.02 - When Hangovers Kill: News At 11
31.10.02 - Give me venison or give me death
28.10.02 - Appetite for Destruction
26.10.02 - Seasick.
23.10.02 - Take Me To Your Glögg
23.10.02 - Who the hell...?
21.10.02 - Shark Dream
06.10.02 - Hiatus
01.10.02 - I'm In The Mood For Love
29.09.02 - I Heart BBC
28.09.02 - Road to Perdition
26.09.02 - My Soviet Apartment
26.09.02 - Rings
24.09.02 - Kuivastatud
23.09.02 - Chalk Gets In Your Eyes
21.09.02 - I Hate McDonalds... sort of.
20.09.02 - Cats and bags.
19.09.02 - Zen Pedagogy Part II
16.09.02 - And the winner is...
14.09.02 - FREE oral sex if you're the 2000th visitor to my website!*
11.09.02 - Page Of Silence For My People In New York
08.09.02 - Stupid Things I've Done Lately
05.09.02 - Take THAT, Pisspot Earth
03.09.02 - Job + Apartment = In Love W/ Universe
31.08.02 - Ma elan Tallinnas.
24.08.02 - Estonia, Take Me To Your Freaks.
21.08.02 - Terrified in Tallinn
19.08.02 - Mu ode abeillus moodunud aastal.
15.08.02 - Aces high, sky's the limit
01.08.02 - This weather is hideous; one of is going to have to go
30.07.02 - Psychic Hooker Extravaganza
29.07.02 - The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind
28.07.02 - Ask a stupid question...
28.07.02 - "I might not be smart, but at least I'm clever..."
27.07.02 - Quam inconstans providentia est
26.07.02 - Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars
25.07.02 - Jittery (Entry #50)
24.07.02 - Vin Diesel Is So Gay
24.07.02 - Where God Hides His Boogers
24.07.02 - All About The Fucking
23.07.02 - Aquarium Ho!
22.07.02 - Administrative II
2002-07-19 - Purely Administrative
2002-07-17 - Stormtroopers for Capitalism
2002-07-16 - Report: Heaven is not a place where nothing ever happens.
2002-07-12 - Wife Club for Men
2002-07-11 - "We all know Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is, what if he didn't?"
2002-07-10 - Stetted
2002-07-08 - Umbrella Guy, Fourth of July, etc. pt. II
2002-07-08 - Umbrella Guy, Fourth of July, Trash and No Job pt. I
2002-07-03 - Silver Death-Bringing Eagles of Freedom
2002-07-03 - Public Service
2002-07-01 - Sociopolitical Rant, #1 of 1
2002-06-29 - "Ever to admit you're bored/ means you lack Inner Resources"
2002-06-29 - It Hurts To Smoke: Noooooooo!
2002-06-29 - God: The Recipe
2002-06-28 - Soak
2002-06-28 - Long Live John Entwistle
2002-06-26 - Still waiting...
2002-06-25 - Ode to Xinjian
2002-06-25 - I Dream of Murmansk
2002-06-23 - In Praise of Cheese
2002-06-22 - Hello, Sunrise.
2002-06-21 - Ennumerating fowl
2002-06-18 - Pre-Interview Fear; A Litany Against Interrogators
2002-06-17 - Job Opportunity #2
2002-06-17 - WOOHOO!
2002-06-16 - Mutant Kitten Dream #1
2002-06-14 - I Am Developing A Strange Twitch In My Right Nostril
2002-06-13 - Why I Hate The Onion's Movie Critic; Cover Letter Hell
2002-06-06 - 100 Days of Lassitude
2002-06-04 - LUPO strikes again
2002-06-02 - Plague, Family, Graduation, Debauchery pt II PLUS Newfound Perspicacity
2002-06-01 - Survey insanity
2002-05-31 - Plague, Family, Graduation, Debauchery Part I
2002-05-23 - Plague-infested family members, etc.
2002-05-22 - Cantankerous
2002-05-20 - Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C, and...
2002-05-20 - Our Star Was Brighter Perhaps When It Had Water In It
2002-05-20 - A priest, a zookeeper, and a sailor walk into a bar
2002-05-18 - Mr. Softee vs. Hot Dog Guy
2002-05-16 - Promiscuity in Reading
2002-05-11 - Fun With Broomsticks
2002-05-11 - Rrose Celavy
2002-05-09 - Doldrums: a guided tour
2002-04-08 - The Weeping Gorilla